Blegh

So uhhh, I’m back on tumblr after 3 years and yeah I kinda had a baby 😳

baddielabelle:
I was going through old stuff and I found a photo of me and my first crush. Anyways here he go tying my shoes cause I would pretend I didn’t know how lol
This is pride month material tbh

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transsexuallesbian:

distressedphilosopher:
Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language
i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

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meowsapow:

meowsapow:
meowsapow:
Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along
Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

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i wrote a kitchen witchcraft book

leodrunewitchcraft:

i wrote and illustrated my own kitchen witchcraft book! potioncraft is an original written + hand-illustrated collection of recipes and rituals for beverages of all kinds. it features recipes for spiced hot cocoa, mulled cider, harvest sangria, and basil lemonade; it also features information on the magick of smoothies, teas, coffee and more. throughout the booklet are beautiful stippled illustrations that create a rustic witch-of-the-woods aesthetic.
the book is $8 and makes an great gift for yourself or another. buy it here. support witches!

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she took my DSi XL in the divorce

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just-shower-thoughts:

If a wolf disappears from a pack without a trace, the absolutely biggest chance is that it has died. The reason your dog loses its shit every time you get home is because as far as they’re concerned, you keep coming back from the dead over and over again.

sadtit: